you and me gotta whole lotta history

This wonderful base code was kindly provided by awzoella, now fully edited and adapted by me. Feel free to customize it to your desires, but do not remove the credits or claim it as your own, please! Below you’ll find the theme features and options included in this theme. 

• 500px posts with caption.
• background image option.
• four optional links on sidebar.
• 245px sidebar picture + description & title.
• customizable font, title and colors.
• greyscale (does not work on photosets)

• “Sometimes I forget my middle name.”
• “We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school.”
• “I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist.”
• “Fashion has no gender.”
• “Life’s just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don’t get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.”
• “I have compulsive need to crush other people’s dreams.”
• “How can you just stand there and be so calm about this? How can you just give up so easily?”
• “Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor.”
• “A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all.”
• “Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate what a good singer you are because all I think about is shoving a sock in your mouth.”
• “What did you do with all that breast milk?”
• “My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”
• “You know my coffee order?”
• “You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.”
• “Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look.”
• “I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and then shot it.”
• “I love you more than I love being a star.”
• “I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”
• “You got the beauty, but I got the brains and the beauty.”
• “I’m not a box. There are more than four sides to me.”
• “You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.”
• “I counted the number of times you smiled at me, I died on the days you didn’t.”
• “Being part of something special makes you special, right?”
• “I’m so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.”
• “We all know that I’m more popular than _____, and I dress better than her.”
• “Just because I hate everybody doesn’t mean they have to hate me, too.”
• “You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.”

They’re bad guys? The worst of the worst.

Let me show you my toys.

…“If idiots could fly, this place would be a motherfucking airport.” …

… “It isn’t any of our faults that this place is such shit, people keep dying. I wouldn’t doubt it if more were to come.” …