my witness brings me into existence

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

of course my fucking demon period decides to wait five days past due for the day my coworker calls out sick so i’ve gotta go suffer through. of COURSE

pain ended up manageable (after a generous dose of ibuprofen) so it’s good to know i’m not totally cursed

oops i don't feel like finishing this one

i swear at this point i've had a crush on like half of the dropout cast. my bisexual ass can't handle this for much longer

pokemon sitting cuties restocks ✨

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

The Beast that Bothers