@no-place-like-cone / no-place-like-cone.tumblr.com
When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
When white people act like ALL Black people, who range in a variety of skin colors and features, look alike, there’s no need to argue with them. Just do that shit right back.
How the fuck you get Oprah and Whoopi confused??? Jesus.
I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
Didn’t even unmute and I died
Omg fuck y'all
106-year-old woman has priceless reaction meeting President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. “I thought I would never live to get in the White House, and I tell you, I am so happy!”
Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs
He fucking booped him
He literally said “boop” I’m dead
I’m seeing this tweet everywhere lol
when u have 2 do all the work in a group project
when u also have 2 present it
mood
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
IT’S BACK
WHY IS THIS BACK
WHYYYYY
oh shit
I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back
…it dropped me in my hometown.
Um…
The last time I played, it dropped me in a city an hour from me, and literally right in front of the sign for the airport.
when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant
kylo ren’s backstory gonna be like
obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
This is the best way to explain this.
never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either
Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”
unless it’s “vegetables”
