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just a reminder that this blog has been abandoned to the void, and I’m now sharing my garbage posts at
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I am so excited to participate in the sims 3 renaissance :)
my computer, however, is not
it’s been a lot of fun trying to get TS3 to work again!
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Fun fact: One of the working titles for The Sims in 1996 was “Fappy Friends Home”. Apparently the name tested VERY well with Japanese audiences.
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Anonymous asked:
Your pictures are so beautiful while still staying true to the style of the game, and your captions are awesome! Thank you for sharing your game, it brightens my day!
Thank you so much for this message, it's lovely to hear when I'm only just getting back into the Sims since being away for so long! ; - ; 💕
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Jules: Well, first of all I’m a dude, so. Definitely not pregnant. (pointedly) Wow, I’m so glad that’s sorted!
Morgan: (laughs) Please. You know as well as I do that asswombs are totally common these days. Especially among aliens.
Jules: But—
Morgan: There’s a musical and everything! Kat West was great in it.
[X-Files theme plays]
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FYI - Bunny’s illustrious theatre career was cut short that time she was cast in ASSWOMBS: THE MUSICAL, but on opening night she got too drunk to perform so they replaced her with Katherine West at the last minute.
She doesn’t like to talk about it.
EDIT: WHEN YA REALISE YOU TYPED “AASS” INSTEAD OF “ASS” BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK FROM HELL NOW
remember when
“I want to thank said idiot, Smiggy, for literally picking me up when I was down, and being brutally honest about bad hair styling choices. And his divine wife, Najat, for being the best friend a girl could ask for. My dearly departed parents, who I miss every day. I’d like to thank my kids for not setting fire to any frogs - so far this week. And most importantly...
...I’d like to thank the love of my life, Ace... for being, well... Out of this world.” [♫]
END OF GENERATION SIX
“Okay, thanks for coming out to this little demo session tonight, everyone!”
[vulgar heckling]
“Shut UP, Smiggy! You idiot. Right. It’s been a while since I’ve done this, and I’m significantly less coked up these days, so it’s not as easy to ignore how rusty I am. But first there’s a few people I’d like to thank...”
BUNNY: I’m nervous... ASEWUK: You will be amazing. BUNNY: It’s been so long since I’ve played in front of any kind of crowd! What if I absolutely stink?! ASEWUK: You are smelling amazing. BUNNY: [deep breath] Okay, here goes...
SEDA: Anais..? Anais! It’s me, don’t hang up! I stole Meryem’s phone. Soo, you heard the news, I guess...? ANAIS: ⸨Yeah, I heard.⸩ SEDA: Hahahaha, what a load of balls, right? Whatever, I’ll figure out some way to make them let me stay. Anyway... I was thinking, we should sneak out for some gelato, and then- ANAIS: ⸨No thanks, Seda.⸩ SEDA: ...huh, why? ANAIS: ⸨Because I’m already in a lot of trouble with my parents, and honestly... Look, what you do is none of my business. But I can’t be part of yours right now. I’m sorry. Anyway... I gotta go. Take care, okay? Ciao.⸩ SEDA: Oh, okay... Sure. Ciao...
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BUNNY: I feel awful... When I went to speak Najat, I didn’t mean for her and Smiggy to send the poor kid away... ASEWUK: When I was being a very bad child, my mother was sending me to a stinkfruit farm on Betelgeuse 9 to be living with my grandmother for seven months. BUNNY: That sounds HORRIFYING. ASEWUK: But I am turning out fine. Seda will also being fine, and Anais. We are just needing to focus on your album release now. BUNNY: ...I love you, Ace... ASEWUK: I am loving you too, Bunny.
SMIGGY: But look at how much more efficient dis is! Two forks on the go- SEDA: MAM, PLEASE! You can’t just exile me! NAJAT: Smiggy, you know what happened last time, you’re going to stab yourself in the face. Seda, nobody’s exiling you. This will be good for you. You need to learn some boundaries - both for yourself and your powers. SEDA: But what about Anais... NAJAT: I think you’ve gotten them into enough trouble, don’t you? SEDA: No! Well... NAJAT: Exactly. A break will help, you’ll be even better gals who are pals than before. Smiggy, put that extra fork DOWN.
NAJAT: So, kids, your dad and I were talking, and we’ve decided to lay down some ground rules... SMIGGY: Ye, from now on, we will be replacin’ all the normal cutlery wit’ dese flyin’ knives and forks, Seda will be goin’ to boardin’ school in Scotland for her final year in school, and dis month’s swear jar’s proceeds will go t’buyin’ Asewuk a new set of jocks, to replace the ones dat got burnt off the poor sod’s arse. NAJAT: Smiggy, we are NOT switching to flying cutlery, we’ve BEEN THROUGH THIS- SEDA: Wait, WHAT?!?
BUNNY: Hey Ace... Do you ever miss it? Or have any regrets? ASEWUK: Missing or regretting what? BUNNY: I dunno... Your home. Maybe you regret leaving the colony behind. ASEWUK: But this is my home. ...sometimes I am missing my mother, and my sisters. Regretting? Never. I am living on a farm, with you. We are having our family. My dream is being real. BUNNY: Me too. Everything is pretty much perfect. I don’t ever want to let go.