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Facebook, Google, and Elon have given your data to everyone you don't want to have all your data.

Trump, Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner gave all your voting data to Russia in 2016. Cambridge Analytica mined all your social media data in 2016.

ken is just ken.

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

Translation:

UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I'm telling you.

It's not easy birthing a child... It's not easy.

What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?

Where is your husband?

You can never tell it’s ending ‘til it’s over . . .

[Perks of Being a Wallflower, 2012/The Outsiders, 1983/The Breakfast Club, 1985/Stand By Me, 1986]

It's always fucking Reagan

you guys should just start frotting in the woods

frolicking *

No, you were right the first time

I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry that we can’t go back!!! And for all the things we can’t remember. But I’m glad we did it!! The love will always be there!

french guys be jacqueing off

it's spelled porneaux* thank you very much

so sorry for the inaccurate conjugation, mr. president of l'académie française

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

Oh my god Chloe you’re right and you should say it

Fun fact: Victor Gruen, the “inventor” of the modern shopping mall, wanted his malls to be full of apartments, schools, medical facilities, and indoor parks in addition to the stores, so people could live, work, and shop under one roof. This never happened and instead all the space was used for stores, something that he hated. 

It’s not just a case of ‘hey it would be easy to repurpose all this space’, malls were originally designed to be living centers and it wouldn’t take that much tweaking to bring them back to it.

“I am often called the father of the shopping mall,” he once said, reflecting on his career two years before his death in 1978. “I would like to take this opportunity to disclaim paternity once and for all. I refuse to pay alimony to those bastard developments. They destroyed our cities.”

Life could b a dream...

happy pride to life could be a dream capybara post

Remember when Katniss was supposed to aim her bow at Snow and you can feel the crowd anticipating the execution of this manipulative selfish horrible man, but then at that moment she and Snow sort of had a connection; where Snow could guess what she was planning to do next

And she shot at Coin instead. The new president who supposedly was going to bring in a new era but openly supports making another Hunger Games with the Capitol's children as the contestants

And then Snow laughed and laughed and laughed and it was beautiful because Katniss knew it; she knew that Snow was basically dying and that uncontrollable laugh did him in.

Katniss didn't have to execute the dying man, he was just going to die anyway. She had one chance and what she needed to do was be rid of another president that could tarnish all their hard works at a new beginning.

It was a choice. And Katniss made it.