parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

what even happens inside a dishwasher

what’s the mood for tuesday

— Sally Rooney, Normal People

-Normal People by Sally Rooney

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

does anyone wanna fake date as a joke and accidentally fall in love through unforeseen circumstances 👉👈

burt’s betrayal 

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

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