I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth floor of a building where the first floor was a Burger King, and all the elevator buttons I needed to push were also rigged to set off the fire alarm

the window

you know what? that's fair

THE BEACH HOUSE Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End (2016)

where in the HELL did that horse come from

> GO ON VACATION - §500

Anti war activist Harvey Milk. That Harvey Milk. Cool cool cool cool cool

Fun fact. Harvey milk was dishonorably discharged from the military for being gay. Years after his death, the military sought to make amends and change the status of his discharge, however, Harvey Milk’s family refused. They preferred that Harvey’s dishonorable discharge stay on record indefinitely so no one would forget the military’s history of discrimination.

Boycotting Whoever Annoys Me

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

This was physically painful to watch.

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

new term thats completely inclusive!!!!!

Everybody on Earth

Astronautphobia never sleeps

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

there's a lot happening right here

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr