lifetimefantasy-blog reblogged
relentless-soul
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Me as a wife.
What happened to you? Did he hurt you?
“Good evening!” “It was…”
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
Reblog every fucking time
Black Excellence
Wait for it… Wait for it…
i see this car almost everyday and it has the best license plate
So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure
since you’re obviously fresh off the boat, let me explain a couple things.