The H Experience

I want to see them stop me

i couldn't even appreciate the artistry behind the clothing designs this year at the met gala because my bitterness and anger toward the exorbitantly wealthy has grown too much to be contained i try to say ooo pretty gown but all the black hateful bile starts oozing out from under the lid of its container. 7 months of genocide and the largest homeless camps my city has ever seen and food banks in the universities and baby formula locked behind glass and stomach gnawing guilt over a $7 latte and rent is always late and always behind on electricity bills uh ohhhh summer is here time for another wild fire. oooo pretty gown. the next met gala theme will be bear spray and what happens is i bear spray inside the gallery. i can't even force a sort of healthy detachment anymore like "haha oh well i guess that movie actor is rich it's not like they're an ultra wealthy bazillionaire oooo pretty gown" they're all worms to me vile beasts i look at them in their isolated imagine john lennon covid song bubble and i feeeeeel the milk of human kindness curdling within me. how can you smile at the camera. we are all dying girl. isn't there a protest not even a block away from you guys? protesters and riot cops and homeless ppl in the streets. i guess that's unfair you guys deserve a night of glitz and glamour and getting away from it all as if you're not constantly away from it all. girl we are dying. sick sick world. sick dying world. anyway i didn't watch the met gala this year

This rules so much. Holy shit.

Link to the video.

Pulling this one out of mothballs.

when he's tired, he puts himself to bed

why everyone at the wall street journal needs to have their bullet sprayed bodies hung in public like mussolini

girl link's penis is bigger than boy link's. mr miyamoto told me so himself

link but a girl. you can tell her apart from boy link because her penis is bigger than his. pay attention

Summer Anis | Sean

where's the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it

Same energy

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

Snowshoe Hare (lepus americanus) holding a piece of meat

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oh no shes gonna be late for school!!

Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them

おでかけ

Outing

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy