The Tall Desert

found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert

this made me feel actual joy

oh no this is like.  legitimate pure delight.

*talks to boy once* ok theres no reason to tell my friends and get them all excited it was just a conversation

five minutes later:

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

DELETE THIS

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot

*hits rock bottom once a week* 

“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”

America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

Skookum sees what you’re up to and is very disappointed

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU AND KNOWS YOU ARE TRYING YOUR BEST!

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later