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"I am definitely not a villain (jk)"

@dastardlyhans / dastardlyhans.tumblr.com

This is an ask blog dedicated to the jerkish/hammy/sassy side of the Prince of the Southern Isles. Some content of this blog is bit PG to PG-13, but hardly any NSFW stuff. I think Hans would look good with a curly mustache.
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“I ain’t coming back to the sequel if Sitron’s not in it. You don’t leave a best horse friend behind!”

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((Blogger: Sorry for disappearing for almost five years but I’m bringing this blog back for the sequel hype! Also, I need to gather icons for Hans again, so be patient with me ^^;))

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Frozen 1 first teaser: Hey guys, look at this cute snowman!! Oh no his nose fell off uwu !!!!
Frozen 2 first teaser: Elsa is going to physically fight the ocean and Anna fucking decapitates a guy
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アナ雪。ハンスくんとオラフくんシリーズ漫画その後?ハンスはハンスでオラフはオラフかなあ。王族相手でも、クリストフもやっぱり通常運転だといいな

Source: twitter.com
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Anonymous asked:

Hans what do you want for christmas?

The throne--

A new pair of pants tailored for a sexy prince~

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Anonymous asked:

Do you want to marry a Queen or kill a Queen to get your own kingdom?

.... Yes.

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Anonymous asked:

i hope olaf shoves his huge erect carrot up your near-nonexistent tight puckered ass hole and you feel it freeze in there. might not be able to let this one go, hans

Olaf might need his carrot nose back tho...

*WINCES IN PAIN*

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My twitter icons. Please feel free to use it♪ヽ(*´▽)ノ

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