richie tozier’s finest moments

Welcome to the Losers Club, Asshole!

Because that post got me wanting to actually post this for those who’ve forgotten.

Ben: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Beverley: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those

Ain’t nobody gonna talk about Stan crying and accusing the rest of the losers that they’re not his friends and Richie being like “no stan, we love you, we would never do that to you” ma boi Richie’s a fucking bean I love him

(Richie hiding from Pennywise ) Richie: They’re never gonna find me this is such a great hiding spot. Pennywise: Some- Richie: -BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Pennywise:….

Richie: Shit!

Richie like a few months after “defeating” Pennywise

Richie: “guys! I could have called him Pussywise! Guys how did I miss that?!”

“Georgie Denbrough”

“It’s summer! We’re supposed to be having fun!”

*slips $20 to the producers*

In the sequel Eddie and Stan get to live