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@teute-in-the-tardis / teute-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com

“We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.”
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liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

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spoonie-isms

I'm done with "all natural"

People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural?

Lava. Sulfuric acid A bear.

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ponetium

Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

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patrickat

Every DIY home show: “Anyone can do this. I’ll show you how, right here in my workshop stocked with $200,000 in power tools.”

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colefailing

I love Doctor Who because it’s literally a show about a guy who stole a time machine and has spent billions of years running away from his responsibilities

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colefailing

I love Doctor Who because it’s literally a show about a guy who stole a time machine and has spent billions of years running away from his responsibilities

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colefailing

I love Doctor Who because it’s literally a show about a guy who stole a time machine and has spent billions of years running away from his responsibilities

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