My country, ‘tis of thee

PSA

Ive moved here lnin.tumblr.com

when life putse a big heavy rocke in you’r path jast lift it with your massles

a weapon to surpass metal gear

do you want to try prime

in case someone thinks we’re misquoting benedict cumberbatch by saying that he thinks strong autistic characters gives autistic people false hope: no, we really aren’t misquoting him at all, they were his literal words

sacred burial ground

Chinese drawings Lenin and Stalin.

LGBTQAEWTIGTFAEWKISICF

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Questioning And Everytime We Touch I Get This Feeling And Everytime We Kiss I Swear I Can Fly

LOOK I OBVIOUSLY VERY PASSIONATELY DISLIKE FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH AND I GENUINELY THINK HE’S A BAD PERSON AND WISH HIM NOTHING BUT ILL FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, BUT I JUST STUMBLED UPON A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, AND I’M JUST GOING TO LINK YOU TO IT RATHER THAN SUMMARIZE, WHICH DEMONSTRATES THAT MAYBE WE DIDN’T MOCK HIM HARD ENOUGH

Old White Men can and will ruin anything

I was running the cashier and drinks at the restaurant i work at and this mid/older 50′s looking guy walks up and orders a tecate 

since tecate is a mexican beer, I offered him a lime 

if you aren’t familiar with mexican beers or being mexican in general, limes go in that shit, they go in everything, fight me on this

and he says to me in a laughing way 

“No thanks, limes are for girls”

?????????????????????

Haha citrus?

Citrus is for women

Real men have scurvy 

TIL there’s a polling organization called “EPIC-MRA”

Not only is there a polling organisation called EPIC-MRA, its president is named Bernie Porn.

i, wow, uh

apparently so

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

Beautiful.

Artistic.

Hillary Clinton eats ass to get the millennial vote

Ok but I was immensely bothered by the fact that, when confronted with a huge, dangerous and mindless monster, Steven opted to try and talk things out, but then Jasper appears two seconds later, and he’s immediatley on the defense as if she were waving a knife in front of him. 

I can’t possibly be the only one who saw this stark contrast.