Not an adult, but a child with a drinking permit

Henry Cavill Confirms He’s Expecting A Baby w/ Girlfriend Natalie Viscuso (EXCLUSIVE)

Pharaoh needs his bricks people

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

I don’t even go here but boy I’m happy for y’all! 😄🩷💜💙

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.

I'm a simple guy I get called 'good boy' n I fall to my knees mouth open with my tongue sticking out with my big pleading eyes asking for anything you want

rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.

these r like brothers to me.

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules

severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

Shout out to bubbles for being the one Powerpuff Girl who bit the villains, can relate. Was my number one way of retaliating at that age.

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am