you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)… *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

my dad–also a writer–came to visit, and i mentioned that the best thing to come out of the layoff is that i’m writing again. he asked what i was writing about, and i said what i always do: “oh, just fanfic,” which is code for “let’s not look at this too deeply because i’m basically just making action figures kiss in text form” and “this awkward follow-up question is exactly why i don’t call myself a writer in public.”

he said, “you have to stop doing that.”

“i know, i know,” because it’s even more embarrassing to be embarrassed about writing fanfic, considering how many posts i’ve reblogged in its defense.

but i misunderstood his original question: “fanfic is just the genre. i asked what you’re writing about.” 

i did the conversational equivalent of a spinning wheel cursor for at least a minute. i started peeling back the setting and the characters, the fic challenge and the specific episode the story jumps off from, and it was one of those slow-dawning light bulb moments. “i’m writing about loneliness, and who we are in the absence of purpose.”

as, i imagine, are a lot of people right now, who probably also don’t realize they’re writing an existential diary in the guise of getting television characters to fuck. 

“that’s what you’re writing. the rest is just how you get there, and how you get it out into the world. was richard iii really about richard the third? would shakespeare have gotten as many people to see it if it wasn’t a story they knew?”

so, my friends: what are you writing about?

frogs in the summer be like

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

the LAPD is having a town hall and getting fucking eviscerated

hey uh this went south fucking fast. thoughout the stream, the time allotted for citizens went from 2mins to 30s, with the officials frequently cutting the ever-decreasing time short on individuals. they all just sat there not reacting unless someone dared use a curse or the one occasion where someone mentioned that their locations were public knowledge. At one point a caller asked the panel to raise their hands if they could hear them, and some of the jackasses didn’t respond, but was covered for by the Madam President of the panel saying, lying, quickly “yes we can all hear you”. Throughout, there was the sound of gunshots and they apparently lied about there not being any. Anyway so yeah most of them had their audio just fucking muted and were just blankly staring at their webcams for hours instead of hearing anyone actually criticize them. This is one of the worst excuses of performative fake accountability “we hear you”ing to date.

i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop

the white armband is to signal to other plainclothes/undercover officers who is also undercover. keep spreading this.

Anyone reblogging this, today’s (5/30) armband color is Orange

donations masterpost

i've composed a list of all of the donation fund i could find. i will stand with black lives forever and always and everybody should do the same.

donate to the minneapolis bail fund here

donate to the black lives matter movement here

donate to the george floyd memorial fund here

donate to george floyd's family here

donate to the justice for regis fund here

donate to reclaim the block here

donate to the i run with maud fund here

donate to justice for jamee here

donate to the eric rosalia fund here

donate to campaign zero here

donate to the north star collective here

donate to black visions here

donate to the national police accountability project here

donate to the unicorn riot fund here

if i've missed any then please add them onto this post! if you're a black person with your own donation fund then feel free to add that too!

share if you can't donate, share if you can

please stop posting them videos of your little animal crossing villagers singing it puts me in a trance of staring blank at my phone watching them go wee wo wee wo wee wo.. wo wee for 10 minutes straight

I feel that we as a fandom are not being sufficiently appreciative of Tony’s explanation of the fight with Ebony Maw being “He’s from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.”

What I love about that moment is that it shows just how good a communicator Tony is in a combat situation and how accustomed he is, by now, to command. He knew Peter wouldn’t blow him off if he said something ludicrous, so he gave him exactly what he would need to understand the situation in two bare bones sentences. He said less than a haiku. He didn’t even have to say which side he and Peter were on, because “from space” and “came to steal” implied that information.

And then when they actually got hold of Strange, all he had to say was “That’s the wizard” and Peter knew a) exactly what was going on and b) exactly what to do. 

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What you think you see: Tony Stark being funny

What you are actually witnessing: Tony Stark being a genius

utterly devastated by the fact that there are thousands of “top 10 most iconic movie scenes” listicles and youtube videos and yet not even ONE of them mentions the Hand Flex™ from pride and prejudice (2005)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post