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Every Spiderman fan today.

credit to @filmdaze

Il troll di Photoshop

Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.

this isnt evil, its neutral! hes doing exactly what they ask for better or for worse

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

i nominate november 5, 2020 as the single most buckwild night in internet history

me logging on and seeing this first: haha what

me thirty seconds later:

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

Cus that’s what it is

talking to trump supporters

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

hufflepuff more like hufflePREP amirite

If you know what this is referencing you deserve a senior discount

SOMEONE ELABORATE PLEASE

Gamers during April quarantine: haha lovin this adorable game about living in an isolated haven with a handful of people I love and making a comfy little home :)

Gamers during September quarantine: fucking love this game about being trapped in a confined location and viciously murdering my friends while they complete meaningless, repetitive, arbitrary tasks to fill the time as a terrible feeling of dread slowly rises throughout space

This shit is gonna make me cry rn

Bruce, finding out its Damian: Put me on speaker phone

Hostage Taker: Okay....

Bruce: Don’t kill him

Hostage Taker: If you don’t want me to kill him you must pay....

Bruce: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU

@thelittleredheadedmusician

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

I'm beginning to think no one actually listened to RAGE. Like... to the words.