men in jojo walking like this on their bizarre little adventures

jojo heritage post

*ai obama voice* the only back wall youre hitting is the urinal and its reflecting your pee back on your whole shit

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

the masculine urge to let my hair grow out vs the feminine urge to chop it off as soon as it gets past my shoulders.

Me welcoming my dear followers to my blog

A fruit fly is a little messenger of god born to fly into your mouth and deliver 1 calory to you

in the TikTok robot lady voice

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps

is that a gay ass bulge in your pocket or do you have something else in there that could be mistaken for the bulge of a penis through pants

A Feast for the Birds by Thomas Elliott

BEAST BLAST

FIGHT BACK

GO EXCITED

this is like the dumbest thing in the world to write about a 24 yo with zero children who set out on a ridiculously dangerous expedition to record animal behaviour in the wild