Lie to Me Starters
I need a gun.
You need to shut up!
You see that right?! You see that? They always look at me like that.
I mean... Do I look like a criminal to you? Don't answer that.
Have you ever thought about wearing sensible shoes?
Thank you for this
____ means well, but he/she is slightly insane.
That's the only truth I am gonna get apparently.
Did you see it when I said he/she was guilty?
She/He was taken by surprise.
Surprise my ass!
You're leaving soon, aren't you?
You always did have a funny way of saying I love you.
I have recommended to the judge you be sent to a mental hospital.
Why would you do that for me?
Prison will only take your freedom. But at the hospital, the pills they give you will take your mind
You know you can be a real jackass.
You're just finding that out now?
Every genius has his weakness, genius.
So this is my fault?
Do you know what half-a-billion dollars of anger feels like?
What were we talking about?
Don't be a plonker.
Are you trying to be annoying or does it come naturally?