melodicide

Dog logic

i dont know what this is but i relate

just burn ur fucking corneas so u don’t have to look at urself

Superdeluxe im screaming this is incredible

Selena Gomez wins for best merch

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

What

Your leg. It ends.

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

then what’s the problem

parents at my deathbed: shouldnt you be studying 

you dying cause you on that phone

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time