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Head of the Hairy Hooligans

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send me "do you ever knock?!" and i'll generate a random number 1-30...

…and write one of our muses walking in on the other muse doing one of the things below the cut! Some are NSFW or potentially triggering.

(These can be used as RP starters or as drabble prompts.)

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16. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

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MuseIm thinking somewhere along the lines of Merlin, where there’s a significant presence of Magic.

Mun Can I say Dreamwork’s Dragons? If not I’ve been on a bit of a SuperHero binge and would likely point at like The Tomorrow People, or Tiger & Bunny, where powers are nearly a commonplace thing.

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1-7 {sorry I haven't been on.}

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1. Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far.2. If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?3, What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?5. If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?6. Do you believe honesty is the best policy?7. What vegetable do you most resemble?

Muse’s Responses

1. You’d think my most terrifying moment would deal with some sort of Dragon, wouldn’t you? But I’m afraid you are quite wrong about that. See, Toothless and I on occasion lose track of the time when we’re out together… Okay, maybe we lose track of it most of the time. But there was this one time where we got caught far out from Berk in the midst of one of Thor’s tantrums and we had to find shelter and wait it out. Our evening turned into the night, and well, when we finally did make it back to Berk, I thought facing my father’s wrath and worry was the worst of it. But that burning glare I got from under those golden locks still chills my bones. I don’t think I ever want to worry that girl like that again… Not that she claimed to worry that is. But her silence lasted nearly twice as long as my absence.

2.  Have you seen what I tend to wear? Do I really need to throw anything else on in order to woo? 

3. I’ve often been told that I take after my father in regards to many things - looks aside. They tell me that I carry on his vision and my heart is in tune with his own. That Berk feels safe and confident with me as its chief. Nearly the same as how they felt about his own reign.

Although…. There are times when I hear Astrid praising Baldur under her breath, thanking him for blessing me with what could only ever be in his own image. …. Please don’t tell her I mentioned that.

4. Oh Odin Almighty, where do I even begin?    She cooks the strangest things sometimes… I wonder at times if their even designed to be edible… And this coming from the guy who eats raw fish to appease Dragons!I can’t even name some of the horrors I’ve had to endure. But it would surely be one of those concoctions that that woman produces.

5. I would think my favourite books are moreso in line with the like of the Book of Dragons and other knowledge bound texts. We already have dragons among us, and the only other people I really read about are long since dead. And well, the viking ways of old aren’t that great to introduce into an era of peace between dragons and vikings…

6. There are things people don’t need to know. Like the fact that we, of Berk, coexist with dragons. Do the other tribes of the Archipelago need to know this? No. It makes us a bigger threat than we already are.Look at Alvin. Look at Dagur. Look at that bastard with his alleged Dragon Army. They have all taken their turns to strike blows at us. Sometimes, secrets are just safer to keep.

7.   I imagine that depends on who your ask. Likely either String Bean or Hot Pepper

Mun’s Responses

1. I remember awaking one night in agonizing pain. My entire body feeling like when you put your leg to sleep. That whole fuzzy numbness. I stumbled out of bed, needing to brace myself against things in order not to fall over. I checked my blood sugars and found that they were 1.2mmol/L. I don’t even know how I got myself down the stairs and in the fridge. Stuffing my face with juice, cookies, sugar, and yogurt… I don’t want to think about things if I didnt wake up, but I do remember going to sleep that night not wanting to wake up in the morning. That part of it is a blur to me now, but I tend to go to sleep with higher sugar levels than I probably should since then…

2. I’d totally just strip on down. What could be sexier? … Okay, I’m joking about that. I’d likely be puling my hair back, since it’s a unkempt mane otherwise. Throw on some pants, and a shirt… Most of my wardrobe is black unfortunately. Put on like, a dressier shirt - leave it unbuttoned and roll up the sleeves depending on the weather..

3. I don’t actually recall what people have told me I look like. Sorry

4. Im not that adventurous with my dining experience unfortunately… But I do like Bison burgers…

5. One character? From my “Favourite” book? Jeeze, I don’t even know what book I would count as my favourite… OH! Ya, so, my favourite series is the Pendragon series. So likely, Spader? from that. (Its been ages since I read that series)

6. I value honesty, but I recognize that there are times when some things are better left unspoken. I wish I was more open and was open more, but I have a bad habit of working words around so that my statement isn’t actually a lie, but Im still withholding the truth…

7. Im Corny

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questions to make you think

  1. Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far.
  2. If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?
  3. What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
  4. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
  5. If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?
  6. Do you believe honesty is the best policy?
  7. What vegetable do you most resemble?
  8. What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?
  9. Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?
  10. What do you think Victoria’s secret is?
  11. Which cartoon character do you resemble the most?
  12. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
  13. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?
  14. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?
  15. You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of?
  16. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?
  17. List 5 people you know. Then describe each of them in 5 words.
  18. You can select one person from history and ask them a question to which they must give a thruthful reply. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask?
  19. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?
  20. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?
  21. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?
  22. Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend? What if your lie would save his life?
  23. Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?
  24. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?
  25. Would you be willing to give up sex for one year if you knew it would give you a much deeper sense of peace than you have now?
  26. If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?
  27. Do you feel that children should be sheltered from unhappiness?
  28. The children living next door are being horribly abused by their parents. The only way to stop the abuse is to adopt the children and care for them in your home. Would you?
  29. If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?
  30. What rights should the father have if his unmarried girlfriend wants an abortion?
  31. Assuming that complete recovery were instantaneous, would you be willing to accept a year of total paralysis below the neck to prevent the otherwise certain extinction of a species of animal?
  32. Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?
  33. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years?
  34. Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person.
  35. Would you generally be overdressed or underdressed at a party?
  36. If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?
  37. Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?
  38. Have you ever been sexually attracted to a family member or a person of an inappropriate age? How did you deal with it?
  39. Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after having used it?
  40. Would you like to have a child much more intelligent and attractive than yourself?
  41. If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
  42. What was the most recent movie that made you cry?
  43. You can cast any actor no longer alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?
  44. You can cast any actor now alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?
  45. If you could be any age again for one week, what age would you be?
  46. What is it you like best about your mate’s personality. What do you like the least?
  47. If you could plan a trip anywhere in the world for yourself and your mate, where would you like to go?
  48. What outfit or article of clothing do you like to see your spouse wearing the most?
  49. What things would you like to know better about your partner?
  50. Have you told your partner about all of your past relationships? 
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I can totally see Hiccup having a night fury tattooed on his chest and back

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What tattoo(s) could you see my character getting/having?Ooo, Yes, I can totally see him with some form of Nightfury-esque design. Though, I think a chest/back piece might be a touch large for him.

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Anonymous asked:

♚ Most sensitive spot

“Where am I Most sensitive?” The question was one of the few that he hadn’t quite expected. “I don’t know what you plan to do with that information my friend, but I am afraid I’m just going to disappoint you.““This is where I find myself most sensitive,” He spoke as he slowly freed his gnarled stump from its prosthetic. “The change in temperature can set it off at times, and you wouldn’t believe how long it took before I grew accustomed to the irritation walking brought upon it. But with a gentle touch, things aren’t always so terrible.” 

He let out a sigh, “You know, there are times where I can even swear that I can  still feel the ground beneath me. How it is to wiggle one’s toes.”  

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Anime theme M!As

Sailor Moon: your muse becomes a magical girl/boy/person,  length decided by Anon

Code Geass: your character gains mind control powers, length decided by Anon

Tokyo Mew Mew: your muse becomes an animal hybrid (they get animal features like the girls in Mew Mew) length and animal decided by Anon

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumya: Your Muse wears a school uniform, length decided by anon

Lucky Star: your muse is now obsessed with Anime, length decided by anon

Fairy Tail: your muse gets magic keys like Lucy’s, length decided by anon 

Black Butler: your muse becomes a demon, length decided by anon

Rosario+Vampire: your muse is a vampire, length decided by anon

Sword Art Online: your muse becomes obsessed with online MMOs, length decided by anon

Fruits Basket: your muse turns into an animal when someone of the opposite sex hugs them, length decided by anon

Soul Eater: your muse becomes a weapon or meister (anon’s choice) length decided by anon.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Your muse can grant one wish, and one only. and they have to use it on someone who is NOT them.

Little witch Academia: your muse gets magic powers, length decided by anon.

Free!: your muse suddenly loves to swim. length decided by anon

Shugo Chara: your muse gets a guardian character, length decided by anon

K-On: your muse will sing at every opportunity, however, i never said how good they were at it, that’s up to the Anon -evil snickering-, and again, length decided by anon. -more evil snickering-

Mirai Nikki: your muse becomes Yandre, length decided by anon

Ouran high school host club: your muse becomes a worker in a host club or maid cafe.

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Send me, "G-Get off me" for my muse to:

1. Try to seduce your muse. (NSFW-ish) 2. Tie your muse to a chair. 3. Kiss your muse. 4. Sit on your muse. 5. Cut your muse. 6. Cut off your muse’s hair. 7. Grind on your muse. (NSFW-ish) 9. Be about to kill your muse. 10. Hug your muse. 11. Mun’s choice.
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Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s): Hiccup

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse | (Its just been ages since we’ve interacted)

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other (I can do pretty much anything. I just haven’t set up anything ‘modern’ for him)

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student  | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other(memes??)

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

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A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

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