• “Get Out. Now.”
• “Please don’t hurt _____!”
• “We need to talk.”
• “Don’t die on me– Please.” 
• “(S)He’s gone.”
• “Surprise, I have feelings and you just hurt them.” 
• “I trusted you.” 
• “Sorry won’t fix this.” 
• “The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.” 
• “I always knew you would be the one I would take a bullet for,”
• “Your wedding is beautiful, I’m happy for you.” 
• “Did you think of me when you were having sex with her?”
• “I want all of you, your body, your heart, your soul.” 
• “‘Go away’ is just a lonely person’s way of saying, ‘show me that you care enough to stay’.”
• “Choose me or lose me. I’m not a backup plan and I’m definitely not a second choice.”
• “The moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” 
• “You can hate me, you can dislike me, but how can you cheat on me?”
• “Will We Make It Out Alive?” “Yes We Will!”
• “You never should have died like this.”
• “My ____ is dead.”
• “I’m going to ask you something and you have to answer me honestly.” 
• “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me to?”
• “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”
• “Hey, hey, it’s alright, you’re safe now, they won’t hurt you anymore.”
• “Forever and ever. That’s how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back.”
• “You’re right I did love you, I just can’t say the same now”
• “You left me behind to die!”
• “It breaks my heart that people are so mean to you.”
• “I wasn’t the one who walked away from us. You were.”
• “Dying is a lot more painful than I thought it would be.”
• “I’m not going to stay in a place where me and my baby isn’t wanted.”
• “I’m not going to sit and watch you destroy yourself.”

• “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?”
• “There’s a surprise upstairs for you.” “You bought me lingerie?” 
• “So, err. I noticed you’re kinda naked. Is that intentional, or?” 
• “Leave the heels on, baby. Just the heels, though.”
• “If you want it, beg for it.” 
• “Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.” 
• “The skirt is short on purpose.”
• “Bend over.”
•  “No panties, baby girl?” 
• “Give me a little show.” 
• “You’re a virgin? How?” 
• “Y-you want to do it here? Now? What about the guests?” 
• “Yes, sir.”
• “I’m you’re first?”
• “Strip.” 
• “I bet the neighbors know my name.” 
• “Blindfold me.” 
• “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
• “Come sit in my lap.”
• “You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me.”
• “Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.” 
• “Stop teasing!”
• “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.” 
• “Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it’s working.” 
• “Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?”
• “Try to keep quiet. We don’t want to get caught.” 
• “This cock isn’t gonna suck itself.” 
• “You heard me. Take. It. Off.” 
• “Angel in the streets, freak in the sheets.”
• “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”
• “Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
• “I am your superior and you will respect me.” 

• “Rumor has it, I make you nervous.”
• “You look cute with a baby bump!” 
• “I want to try for a baby”
• “I really love holding you, darling.”
• “You look beautiful in anything.”
• “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.” 
• “The stars look especially lovely tonight.“ 
• “I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me?“ 
• “May I have this dance, wife/husband?”
• “Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? ”
• “Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?“ 
• “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
• “I have so much love for you. I actually never thought I could feel like this, but you proved me wrong.”
• “Dance with me and pretend the world doesn’t exist.”
• “I don’t care where I’m sleeping, as long as its with you.”
• “Are you flirting with me?”
• “You’re the most important person in my life.”
• “I think this is going to be the start of something wonderful.”
• “You’re a little shit but you’re my little shit.”
• “Welcome to fatherhood.”
• “God, I’m never leaving your side again.”
• “Every inch of you is breathtaking.”

• “I may be small but I am mighty.”
• “You are very attractive. Therefore I will stare at you.”
• “If you break into my home the police are the least of your worries - in fact, they may be your only hope.” 
• “I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.” 
• “How is my wife more badass than me?” 
• “Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 
• “Somebody’s cranky.” / “Somebody needs to shut fuck up.” 
• “I didn’t do it!” / “Then why are you laughing?” / “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 
• “I’m not saying she’s a whore! All I’m saying is that she’s been on more wieners than ketchup.”
• “You’re not short. You wouldn’t understand.”
• “Have fun, fam! I’ll bet it’ll be ‘lit’ as the kids say.” / “I’m literally begging you to stop
• “[character] NO!” / “[character] YES!”
• “Did you just slap my ass?” / “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” / “Did you just quote Spongebob?”
• “Twinkies and cotton candy is not dinner!”
• “You’re cute when you’re mad.” / “Yeah, well I’m about to get really fucking adorable.”
• “You act tough but I know that it’s just a front. You’re a softie.”
• “I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.”

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