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nomcakes.com

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var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10767264-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} Hi. I'm Nicole, you may also know me as Mya Bloody Valentine or @nici. I live in Chicago and I'm from West Virginia.
I've been playing roller derby since 2007, currently with the Windy City Rollers, and previously with both the Charm City Roller Girls in Baltimore, Md. and the DC Rollergirls. You can ask me anything about derby, seriously.
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brohloff

i don’t know what this is but i support it

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zephyeah

“The Gadsden flag is a historical American flag with a yellow field depicting a rattlesnake coiled and ready to strike. Positioned below the rattlesnake are the words “Don’t tread on me”. The flag is named after American general and statesman Christopher Gadsden (1724–1805), who designed it in 1775 during the American Revolution. It was also used by the Continental Marines as an early motto flag, along with the Moultrie Flag.

In modern times, the Gadsden flag is often associated with political movements such as libertarianism and the American Tea Party, and has been used by U.S. Soccer supporter groups including Sam’s Army and The American Outlaws since the late 1980s.” -Wikipedia

Yeah but now with bread

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why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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nomcakes

hands down, this is still my favorite post on tumblr. 

Source: gxldslvgs
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strangcore

makin’ my way downtown walkin’ fast not that cold im climatised

staring blanky ahead just makin’ my way with all my files to the car

and I need to and I want to its why I practise law

if I could free steve avery do you think kratz ’d be mad at me ‘cus you know id walk a thousand miles if I could just fix the judicial system

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lmnpnch

One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you don’t know exactly what you look like. We can give each other feedback and help each other out, until we’re looking great. What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

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My Bonnie Kickstarter is NOW LIVE! This is to get a big, lovely, collected volume of Bonnie out into the world for roller derby lovers and roller derby fans and fans of werewolves alike! Tell your friends, tell your mom - let’s get this book printed, hooray!

(oh and there’s a coloring book too!)

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nomcakes

Monica and this comic are super rad! Support your local roller girl!

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toonimated

You guys! I wanted to thank you once more for all the support I’ve been having the past month. I REACHED 2000 Followers! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? I’m so happy! Thank you guys love you!

This time ill be giving away 3 people i choose randomly. Like and reblog this post!!!

Hey guys! Help me boost signal this up!

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cowgirliee

Don't arrange to meet anyone from Maryland

They are a crab

listen i rub Old Bay on myself one of six legs at a time just like any other human Marylander I’m feeling a little caged here

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galactic-kat

We are perfectly normal human beings. We have claws and a blue-brown exoskeleton just like everyone else and we demand respect.

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nomcakes

Don’t eat the mustard. 

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