it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i have to do EVERYTHING around here
it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
i have to do EVERYTHING around here
this is what it’s like trying to piss in peace but u have pets
One of the most important things I have learned today..
HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???
@anoceannothingfloatson what i mentioned 😭
ENCANTO, 2021
— dir. Byron Howard & Jared Bush
list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
May I add?
also it's super suss that the "drop your interests! you're too old!" posts are always about women. why don't you go to a football game and tell random dudes they're too old to be interested in childish games
you know what, king? you are so right, I’m sorry
me at 6 years old playing roller coaster tycoon on the family computer and purposely deleting the tracks when people got on
me except with zoo tycoon where I’d wait for a bunch of guests to come in and then make a hole in the fence of the lion enclosure
you guys are insane. I played roller coaster tycoon when I was a kid and accidentally dropped a guest in the water and I couldn’t save him and he drowned. I was so distraught that I went to my grandma and begged her to help me pray to Jesus that night to forgive me for the sin of murdering that poor man. And you were out there doing it intentionally.
How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back?
Currently parked behind a car with this bumper sticker
translate? um a trans person is never late nor early they arrive precisely when they mean to and u should give them a little kiss for it