sue me

When you sleep through all seven of your alarms

If Kemi is out first 

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

The Women of Big Brother 21

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

the number of emotions that jessica goes through in this gif is absolutely SENDING me

I’m here, I’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe

Me.

@ajathekween: Nobody can press me but the press ✨

Here’s the official cover of “Dumb Blonde” featuring Nicki Minaj! The single will be out on 02/12!

someone: omg listen to Kanye’s new al-

me:

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god this explains so much

Thorgy losing every challenge to Bob is reparations for her dreadlocks

Thorgy getting sent home by Chi Chi is reparations for her dreadlocks

Thorgy losing Miss Congeniality to Cynthia is reparations for her Frida Kahlo costume

Thorgy getting sent home by Shangela is reparations for her dreadlocks

Kylie Jenner: Surprise! I was pregnant! Anyone who has used social media in the last 9 months:

i truly don’t understand how the general public doesn’t know or doesn’t care that camila called normani a whole nigger 

this information has been floating around the internet for around a year now but she somehow managed to come out unscathed so let’s revisit

FUCKING THANKYOU

Another Ariana Grande to hate.

ariana, princess, i am so sorry. omg.

Why yall keep coming for Ariana bc she licked a damn donut like yall savages don’t do shit like that in stores anyway. LEAVE HER ALONE.