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Y’know, the state of the world seems pretty bleak. But if something like this exists, maybe there’s hope for mankind after all. 

Found here

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uglydbzmerch

RIP Broly’s head. And why do they all have the same Goku pic tattooed on them? Is it some sort of gang initiation? Get a tattoo of a guy you tried to kill?

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comcast job interview

secretary: sir your interview candidate is 6 hours late interviewer: call him and tell him hes already won the job 

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alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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iguanamouth

oh shit

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This is Cookie, she works v hard, long hours ironing our mail, re-fuzzing the sofa and putting roaches in shoes and deserves #appreciation

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