Sometimes you take your glasses off out in the real world because they're being fixed in the store, and realize just how fuckin blind you are. Holy shit. This is the worst 5-7 minutes of my life (hyperbole).
Oh it is taking much longer
Please bring me my eyes, I need them to see
Oh God bless I can see again
The poor guy asking me if I needed help was the nicest blob I've ever talked to
You know when a cartoon character takes off their glasses and they have little dots for eyes
That was me. That's how I felt.