Little Bird

an iconic moment in gay porn and pop culture

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”

when you’re trying to be down but it’s just not built like that:

i love everything about this lmao

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Being black in front of white people and not caring

😂😂😂 I love it

Mood

lmao yo

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

a personal attack

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

Logic, you’re doing amazing sweetie!

are you not entertained? is this not why you are here?