Is This Thing On?

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

Who wants to be narrative foils together

With tongue

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

Seriously

The height of comedy is listening to Clint McElroy in conversation with his three adult sons refering to Oscar nominated, runaway success playwright and actor, Lin Manuel Miranda as “your little play buddy”.

Darcy come back

Source

it was ineffective 

nothing new under the sun

My favorite highlight was Clint telling the older boys to take Griffin’s bottle away to see if he screams and then when they do, Griffin coughs on some milk and Clint nonchalantly goes “Look he’s choking”

my brother hates me