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@craicohol / craicohol.tumblr.com

mya; how about i jam my foot up your snatch.
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calcdonia

I don’t know about you guys but I am psyched to get an education, woo. This year is a hella important year for me because if I don’t finish this school year with five As then I am a dead man walking, you get me? So this started off as a collection to help me get those fabulous As but I thought, what the hell? I’ll share this perfection with everyone else because sharing is caring. Anyways, down to the nitty gritty

001. CALEDONIA’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

002. WRITE LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL

003. READING ISN’T ONLY FOR NERDS AND FANGIRLS

004. STUDY MOTHER FUCKER

005. LEARNING SHIT

006. PRESENTING YOUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL WORK AY

007. USEFUL WEBSITES BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL PLACE /SOMETIMES/

008. MUSIC TO CALM DOWN UR SCHOOL DAY BLUES YO

009. ALL THIS STUDYING??? YOU NEED A BREAK, MY FRIEND.

010. TIPS FOR SCHOOL N STUFF BCUS I WANTED TEN BITS

  • try your best. not everyone can get all As, and getting all As does not make you better than everyone else. just do the best you can and be the best person you can be.
  • don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…
  • Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.
  • be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?
  • “you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u” — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

I Know this isn’t a movie Master Post but I thought this might help out some of you guys.

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pestered

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

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thecatwhisperer

1 can root beer, cold 2 shots or more of Jack Daniel’s* 1 big scoop of vanilla ice cream

  1. In a mug, pour shots of JD whiskey.
  2. Add in root beer and stir for 5 seconds.
  3. Top with vanilla ice cream. Serve immediately.

*Adjust the amount of alcohol depending on how much of a hit you want to achieve.

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the-dazedandconfused

Wow

this…sounds…fucking….DELICIOUS

^^^^^

Source: pepper.ph
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daisydukes-andcowboyboots-deact
one day you two will meet again she’ll be wearing a dress that you never got to see high heels and the lipstick that you never really liked, but now it’s the most beautiful color you’ve ever seen her nails will be painted your favorite color her hair will be in curls down to her waist and she will smell like your favorite of her perfumes you will hear her voice and it will take you back you’ll remember all of the i love yous that she said and the prayers that she prayed you’ll see her smile you’ll remember how happy she made you and you’ll remember what it felt like when her lips touched yours so gently but so passionately and how sweet she tasted you’ll look in her eyes and you’ll remember all the tears, all the apologies, all the i miss yous you’ll remember the way it felt to leave her to lose her and it’ll sting but only for a second because you moved on a long time ago but you’ll wonder oh, you’ll wonder you’ll wonder why you ever walked away from a woman like her.

(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

Yeah fuck you

(via chickfromthesticks)

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fullmetal-fox
Me: *jokes about having a crush on you.*
Me: *actually develops a crush on you*
Me: wait wait wait a f ucgking sSCNOD.
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bullriders-daughter

aka the song that’s better than your life

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cagesandboxesandgunsohmy

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS SONG THOUGH. ITS SO GOOD. AND EVERYONE AGREES. WHAT EVEN IS THIS SONG.

I swear if I don’t hear this at a party soon I’m complaining

wedding song?

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life-of-beyonce

I was on youtube and I found this gem. A group called MiC Lowry from Liverpool, England. Here they are singing a mashup of.. Drunk In Love/Locked Out Of Heaven/Flawless.

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c0untrymusicjesus

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SPIRIT GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

This is one of the most underrated animated films of all time. After it came out and the hype died down, people just seem to have forgotten about it. I watched it again recently and was shocked at how good it really was.

this is my favourite dreamworks film ever how can anyone forget it the storyline and soundtrack is amazing

The significance of this movie is not lost on me, because when I was three I saw this movie in theaters, and I have loved horses every since. This movie shaped my entire life.

Literally the movie that inspired my love for horses. The rest is history…

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