funky dancer
hold me closer,,,,, tiny dancer 🕺
This kind of makes no sense without the sound please put on the sound THANK YOU KINDLY.
[Video ID: A cockatoo standing by its owner’s phone as they scroll through the list of available ringtones. The bird dances by moving its chest around perfectly in time with the ringtone, no matter the tempo.
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if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now
if you used to angrily tell people that cows and vending machines statistically kill more people each year than sharks you're gay now
there are gay people reading this who stood up for rats when people called them "dirty" by reminding them that they're actually very clean and friendly animals who make excellent house pets
if YOU never used to understand why some kids got so freaked out by snakes and worms and other 'creepy crawlies' and got excited when you were allowed to hold them
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
🙏🏾💰💵
A rock has more self-awareness.
rb muslim cat for good luck 🥺
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee
Milk is $15
Lady’s hand is a tentacle
the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…
I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…
Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.
I think his face is just tentacles.
The blind man has gills.
Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”
Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).
There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this
Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.
Passing your perception checks isn’t always a great idea
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.
Music is awful. Destroy it.
me in the practice room on a bad day
*hijinks ensue*
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!
*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!!
*shows affection* oh no, I’m being clingy and overbearing!!
*doesn’t show affection* oh no
*shows affection* oh no
In rare conditions, snow will fall in the dessert and then the wind will blow a layer of sand back over it.
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
