I am deceased

My ride is here

Goals

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

Learning about events that happened after you were born.

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

Talent

BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I hate when music videos have nothing to do with the song

Well, one of us has to change

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

I

AM

SOBBING

😂😂😂😂

Extra af. (via NanoJefe)

Ok but 5 fucking stars

weird how lighting a candle can make u feel marginally better like ur still feeling the same but at least there’s a candle burning… nice

what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite