Me as a father 😂

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

Lmfaooooooooooo

I have to reblog this every time 😂

Me

I love him

SWAINO LMAOOOOOOOO

Me as a freaking parent, this video forever makes me laugh

YOU ARE A BLACK SOCIAL MEDIA VETERAN IF YOU REMEMBER THIS FIGHT

Man this was the best example of leave the quiet kid TF ALONE! 

By TSE

By Noma Osula

Yep

“An accent wall will make this room pop.”

this is how every man who calls himself a woke male feminists talks to women in DMs

Omggggg

carefree activities

We’re just trying to be this happy in life.

“My Crimes”

[Thinks back to the speculation in 2015 that Trump only wanted to become President so he’d be immune to the constant lawsuits being filed against him every year]

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

A lot of people like to ask me, ‘Ali, how on earth do you balance family and career?’

Lmao I love her

S/o to the girls that ain’t need a hoe phase to find themselves.

Can niggas leave girls alone? Like can y'all mind your business even for half a second

I didn’t need it but it was fun as hell lmao

we should start making posts like “shout out to the niggas that dont still live with their mom.”

Shout out to the niggas that wash they ass and eat vegetables everyday

s/o to the niggas that didn’t need a hoe phase to find themselves either. i know the room is crickets right now bc all y'all do is sling mediocre dick but hey

shout out to the niggas that wipe

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

Reblog to literally save a life

SIGNAL BOOST!!!