Fellas is it gay to take care of your children?

by initial talk

Shut the fuck up and take my damn moneyyyyyyy

Bringing this back because it’s literal gold

Remember Dodie Clark?

this is her now… feel old yet?

new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.

Reindeers.

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

LMAO

i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

Why can’t cars honk backwards

Seriously, if the person in front of me is fine but the person behind me is being a jerk, there’s no way for me to express my displeasure in their direction

A Smart Girl’s Guide to Money (via wandering-prose)

@ everyone who follows me on instagram for the follow-back and then immediately unfollows me: two can play at that game. 

I SCREAMED

I SCREAMED

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them