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I saw a ‘what are you getting from the ice cream truck’ poll but it was very American, so British version!

99 flavours

if you were to guess, how many times a year does your power usually go out? not a blown circuit or didnt pay the bill kind of thing- a full on power outage zero electricity in the whole house with others in your neighborhood losing power too. asking bc mine goes out at least 5 times a year and i realize that thats probably not normal

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

drake rolling up to his next show with a manila envelope sticking out of his coat

*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

huge thank you to people reblogging and talking about their phobias in the tags. it's genuinely super nice to hear that im not alone in this and im not super irrational for being scared of things. <3

Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

it's me, i'm girls 🤭

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

y'all, there are 206 bones in the human body.

22 of those make up the skull.

33 make up the spine.

that's a combined total of 55 bones that, if removed, would kill you dead or at the very least result in severe brain damage, nerve damage, or paralysis at best. that's a 26.6% chance of death or terrible injury - 1 in 4. those are horrid odds, worse than Russian roulette. and that's not even tallying all the other bones whose removal would instantly send you to the hospital with extremely painful injuries, costing you a good chunk of your million dollars to fix.

it's not worth it!

first try, which is why I said "none." I know what kind of luck I have.

Todd no

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

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