descent to the abyss

if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

and yes. i will vomit blood into your mouth <3

Pardon?

you know. bat marriage.

something important to remember is that there’s always time. if you lost many years to abuse or mental illness, you will get a chance to live life on your terms. there is no limit on the age you have to be to achieve goals. you can go back to school at 30, or switch careers at 40. you can start new hobbies at any age. there is no cut off age for being happy and content. if you’re trapped right now, you will get the opportunity to become who you want to be.

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

straight up broccoli

hi bish x12

Fuck-all weird looking bitterns

The asparagus is a little sassy this year.

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

uhm…guys?

have fun w/ this

chinese reaction images are by far more visceral and just downright better than western ones

what is this even supposed to convey

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic