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gemini, infp, pan whats good
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micarxena

I need to make a parallel piece with Vere seated on top of a big bird cage or something

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what seventeen would call their girlfriends:

Seokmin: sugar

Hoshi: honey

Jeonghan: flour

Seungkwan: egg

Vernon: ½ pound butter

Wonwoo: stir

Joshua: pour into pan

Junhui: preheat oven to 375°

Minghao: bake for 15-20 minutes

Mingyu: take out of oven

Jihoon: cut into slices

Dino: put onto plate

Seungcheol: enjoy

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thatsthat24

How Northerners Talk Temperature with Southerners 🌡

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thekameshell

Southerner: Boy, it got cold!

[Dramatic *dum* sound]

Northerner: Cold? You don’t understand cold.

Southerner: I mean it’s colder than usual for us

Northerner: Where I’m from, this is what we call a sweltering, sweaty, hot day.

Southerner: I was just saying, compared to other days, it’s a little colder

[Background music becomes more intense with time]

Northerner: Stop sobbing and complaining to me about how freezing cold and miserable you are! You don’t know the meaning of the word miserable!

Southerner: I wasn’t

Northerner: You’re weak. You know nothing of this world. You make me sick.

[Background music stops]

Northerner: Okay, thanks for having us for the holidays! Be back soon!

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your 20's be like

me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
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