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What’s hysterical is Bucky took that first you’re welcome so personally and he’s such a petty bitch that he has now in two separate contexts found a reason to say ‘you’re welcome’ after doing something super soldiery.

He’s gonna do this for the next twenty years, Sam.

Sam: *saves Bucky’s ass*

Sam: You’re welcome, by the way.

Bucky:

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

I rewatched Captain America: The Winter Soldier recently, and I remembered a good part of movies and tv shows is making sure the home sets reflect the characters. A lot of thought goes into the decorating and props of a character's home in order to seem believable and make the scene work. What this means for me is that whatever is in Sam Wilson's DC house/apartment is canon information about Sam in the MCU, and I thought I would compile and share with you all what I found in case there are any other fic writers and such who would love to use this information. So here goes:

✨Canon Information and Interests about Sam Wilson✨

He doesn’t refrigerate his mustard. I mean, you don’t technically have to refrigerate mustard, but it is recommended in order for it to last long/taste as good. So what can we gather from this? Sam is a mustard heathen. He doesn’t care about the flavor at all. He’s a mad man who eats so much mustard he doesn’t need to refrigerate it because the bottle won’t last long in his house. I can only imagine he puts mustard or barbecue sauce on everything.

Sam has a baseball trophy. So sometime ago, maybe in high school or college, he used to play baseball. Apparently he was pretty good too, or at least proud of his playing, if he has a trophy sitting on a shelf in his kitchen. Is this why he's so good at throwing the shield? Or he could have also been playing baseball with his fellow Air Force members. Do you think he tried to get the Avengers to form a company baseball team?

Also I don't have it pictured, but you can see an example of one in a screenshot three below, Sam also has several golf balls sitting around his apartment. Now either Sam just likes to fiddle with golf balls or he also likes to play golf (just like Mackie). So if you want to write about Sam being a sports person, he canonically plays baseball and golf.

He likes wine. Maybe loves wine. As we can see in this shot, he has a fancy wine rack hanging on his wall. Yes, it’s just wood, but who would go through that much effort to hang a wine rack instead of getting one to set on a counter or something (just my personal thoughts). I feel hanging the wine rack is supposed to show off his wine collection, because he loves his wine.

Also in his dining room, he has a huge bowl/vase full of wine corks. Again, I feel only wine fanatics would do something like that, because when I’m done with wine I just recycle and call it a day. Conclusion, Sam loves wine.

Sam loves music. I know we figured that with his whole Marvin Gaye obsession (understandable). But I really need to point out how much he loves music. His entire table is filled with stacks on stacks of CD’s (and also that golf ball I was telling you about). At least 30 CD’s. Not only that he also owns a record player. Not only that but he has several speakers.

At least four small speakers scattered throughout his kitchen and dining room, and also one very large speaker in his dining room. The man not only loves music, he makes sure he can listen to it well wherever he is in his house. That takes dedication.

Other small things I wanted to point out:

He likes the smell of coconut.

He keeps a 50 lb (?) dumbbell on his kitchen counter. wtf Sam

He likes Cookie Crisp cereal. Now one could argue this is for his nephew Cass when he visits (who is probably like what 3ish when the events of CA:TWS take place? i'm not good with guessing child ages), but I like to fully believe Sam digs Cookie Crisp cereal.

Thanks for reading 💖

so someone on twitter said this is the only picture we have of the cap quartet and i-

That's because this is too perfect to follow up with another attempt

anyone in particular you were trying to prove your worth to, tony?

steve “I’m afraid of getting left behind” rogers strikes again,,,

I swear sometimes early avengers will just straight up read like fanfic.

An enemy is just a friend I haven't worn down

Are you saying that you're the main character of a kids cartoon?

I'm saying that "I'm going to be friends with you" is both a promise and a threat

Tony Stark is the person who could wield Thor’s hammer in one hand and the Infinity Gauntlet in the other and still be like ‘lol this is fake I’m a terrible person Actually’

Tony Stark: *donates millions into a women’s shelter, reveals his Top Secret identity as Iron Man because a puppy was In Danger, anonymously rehabilitates criminals who’ve fought him, literally just goes into orphanages to holds babies to make them feel loved* 

Also Tony Stark: I’m irredeemable! Can’t save my soul! Awful person, remember thirteen years and four days ago when I was rude to that lady?? 0/10 stay away. What a waste of oxygen. 

ok but this is great bc the dark elves are too far way to even hear him at this point so there’s no reason he has to say this. I mean obviously from a Doyalist perspective it’s bc the writers wanted the audience to think Loki betrayed Thor so they decided to use a kind of dumb and cheap writing trick to do it. But that means from a Watsonian perspective Loki is a method actor who really is just THAT committed to the drama. 

Loki: If I’m going to take this role-

Thor: Role? What role? This isn’t a play Loki. 

Loki (more loudly): –then I’m going to do it right and stay in character from the moment the performance starts.

Thor @ Jane: Sorry about this. He’s very passionate about the theater. 

Thor: WHY DID YOU JUST LET THE KURSED STAB YOU LIKE THAT?!

Loki: It’s…what…my character…would have done.

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

#give me an entire movie of sam and steve hanging out and talkin’ shit

you ever hate yourself so much you punch your own helmet in the face

Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.