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Christian Siriano designed Leslie Jones a stunning dress for her ‘Ghostbusters’ premiere

Last month, Leslie Jones tweeted that many designers were unwilling to make her a dress for the premiere of Ghostbusters. But the honor of designing the 48-year-old actress’ gown went to Christian Siriano, and oh how he came through. Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy were also in attendance at the premiere and representing the beauty of diverse body types.

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“Siriano got the job done in just over a week, torpedoing the flimsy excuses offered by Hollywood’s ateliers and proving that size is no obstacle to beauty.” 

Oh look, your flimsy body shaming excuses didn’t hold up.

Also, thumbs up to Siriano being like “PICK ME PICK ME!” over Twitter. XD

And when he was congratulated for it, he said this:

That’s classy–and so is that dress.

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

me: i don’t understand why ppl are so mean to each other.. why can’t we all just get along?

me: *thinks about someone i hate* fuck that stupid bitch

Arctic Cat demands walkies! 😾

polar cat

idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems 

daily reminder that bo burnham is a good person

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I like hiding behind the camera. 

Six selfies of 2015. Tagged by mon cheri, @philosowater

I’ll tag @hraugur @mitchiixtran @nugget-basket @meerkat-mierie @blakianbec and @canadian-space-agency (pls)

Ev goddammit