the best part of infinity war was when bucky picked up rocket and spun around like a lethal carousel of war. looked like julie andrews dancing in the mountains. the hills are alive but bitch you ain’t.

Men, here is your daily reminder that dirty talk and moaning is super fucking hot and guy moans are super super SUPER fucking hot

i wanna be rich so i can binge on cute gifts for everyone who’s ever been nice to me :/

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

Lmao

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[audio: sound of cat purring for duration of video, some quieter ambient white noise that sounds like a fan or tv or something. generally calming feeling.]

I want to make you happy and kiss you a lot.

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

less than 1 horse power tho

jchantellea

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90′s Versace

oy. Cersei Lannister aka Lena Headey

Dammit she could torture me any day

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck