memento mori

yeah

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

Official ominous signs

yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids

just choked on my drink

how come when you turn into an adult people don't tuck you in anymore. if you have roommates you should offer to tuck them in sometimes. I really don't know why tucking people in stopped happening but we can bring it back

Fish I think you should go to sleep

BUT NOBODY TUCKED ME IN

(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)

making a collection

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

never let being a boy stop you from being a girl

Cute bagel dog

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

“Island” by Woshibai

tumblr staff will let the thousands of porn bots on here run rampant yet will take down trans comics with no actual nudity

i originally reblogged this post, but since staff took it down you can't fucking see my reblog anymore. well i liked this comic, i want it on my blog, and it does not include any fucking nudity. especially compared to all the straight up porn staff allows to go free

so here it is

untitled by Pas (paxiti), all pages from May 23, 2018 to June 22, 2023

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

Hass Idriss | Untitled Creation 2024