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Is There A Word For “Bad Miracle?”

@nerdexpress / nerdexpress.tumblr.com

I'm Miranda, 25, white, she/they, bisexual. Band stuff, social justice, movies (mostly horror), and weird ass posts are what you are gonna find here byf 4 8 15 16 23 42
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sayruq

Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

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criptochecca

How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

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27-moons

The “terrorists” in question

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abla-soso

For anyone confused about how a person can openly accuse children of being terrorists, here's what you need to know: Zionism is a genocidally racist ideology that views the native children as "seeds" of future danger. The Zionist mantra is: “Erase their name, erase their seed.”

The dehumanisation of Palestinian children is so normalized in Israeli society that they longer comprehend how they look like to the rest of the world when they openly celebrate the death of Palestinian children.

Like any typical Zionist, this pathetic and disgusting little worm even had the nerve to victmize himself and cry about the backlash he received:

"The attacks really crossed the line :(" really is a PERFECT example of how Zionists can only pretend to feel strong by killing the weak and helpless, but the second they receive even mild pushback they collapse into the mewling pussies they truly are.

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(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)

NOW

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dracoj

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

  • 4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
  • 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
  • 1 TBs ketchup
  • 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
  • 1 Tbs bbq sauce
  • 1 Tbs steak sauce
  • 1 egg
  • mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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comfynb

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

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xn3city

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

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leavescrown

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

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you click on a video about the beverly hillbillies. 8 hours later you are listening to the same guy talk about star trek model ships. its the same video. he has told you he will start talking about the beverly hillbillies again around the 12hr mark. you scroll to 12hrs on the timeline and it doesn't even reach close to halfway. this man has left his son in an abandoned big k mart. you have begun to say "californie" unironically

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