@adarusha / adarusha.tumblr.com
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
OMG JUST LAUGH @ THE DAMN POST TUMBLR JEEZ
These cartoons depict the relative scale of things.
my friend always gets angry at me when I’m scrolling tumblr and she’s looking at stuff with me because I go too fast, but she fails to realize that I’ve developed the skill of being able to determine in a fraction of a second whether or not I care about the post, or if I’ve seen it before, or if it’s worth wasting my time to look at
and if I decide it’s not important, I just skip it
Johnny Depp photographed by Greg Gorman, 1993
I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you
yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…
this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles
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My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”
are you going to be uploaded all of get weird? xx
i… kind of did hahaha. of course, i’ve left the singles and promo singles but if you want them, i have them :))))
If you could upload the singles/promo singles as well that would be awesome!!! Thanks so much :)
