I DON’T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.
…
[Pets]
You’ll live.
I’m going to hide at your house okay-
Please do. For your own safety.
You're such a good boyfriend. [sMOOCHES]
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I DON’T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.
…
[Pets]
You’ll live.
I’m going to hide at your house okay-
Please do. For your own safety.
You're such a good boyfriend. [sMOOCHES]
I charge $10 an hour and I’ll throw in a slice or two of pizza during lunch.
I have to skip lunch, you dick-
…No, I mean, I’ll throw in the pizza, and you just give me the ten bucks.
…
Actually, i’ll just kick her ass for free.
....holy shit, really? BUT WHAT I THAT PISSES HER OFF MORE OHMYGOD, I'M SO DEAD.
I DON’T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.
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[Pets]
You’ll live.
I'm going to hide at your house okay-
This just in, I think I pissed off that scary Russian chick.
Need a bodyguard?
Yes please-
I charge $10 an hour and I’ll throw in a slice or two of pizza during lunch.
I have to skip lunch, you dick-
Well, you sorta broke my fall. So the real question is, are you okay?
Yeah, I did, didn’ I? I’m fine. I’m pretty durable like that.
[Slowly sits up] [pats his chest] Good to hear- so how have you been since I last seen ya'?
This just in, I think I pissed off that scary Russian chick.
Need a bodyguard?
Yes please-
This just in, I think I pissed off that scary Russian chick.
Get out the crosses. That’s what you Christians do, right?
I DON'T OWN A CROSS. I AM DEAD.
This just in, I think I pissed off that scary Russian chick.
…….are you threatening me?
Well, I am saying that I can fix your bad habits but if you want to call it threatening, then yes.
Oh. Okay. BYE- [NYOOMS OFF]
[OH DEAR] [GOING DOWN]
[Pauses]
[Looks down at him] [she’s utterly embarrassed wow]
——-hi?
[we’re going down i’m yelling timber]
[Smiles]
You okay?
Well, you sorta broke my fall. So the real question is, are you okay?
[Takes a selfie next to a familiar he’s holding down.]
[Takes a selfie next to the guy taking a selfie next to a familiar]
[..takes a selfie next to the girl taking one next to him]
[Takes a selfie of him taking a selfie of her taking a selfie of him taking a selfie with the familiar.]
.......are you threatening me?
[ARRIVES A MONTH LATE WITH STARBUCKS AND CRASHES INTO THE FIRST PERSON SHE SEES]
Holy hell—-!
[HE’S HIT—AAAand he’s going down]
[Ends up on the ground with her on top of him]
[Glances at the coffee as it rolls on the ground to the side before looking up at her]
Hello.
[OH DEAR] [GOING DOWN]
[Pauses]
[Looks down at him] [she's utterly embarrassed wow]
-----hi?
[Takes a selfie next to a familiar he’s holding down.]
[Takes a selfie next to the guy taking a selfie next to a familiar]
Well someone has to take the blame here and it surely won't be me-
Much better now! How about yourself? Keeping that gem clean?
I’ve been okay, mostly. It’s as clean as I know.
You? Have you been taking care of yourself?
Good! And of course I have! I know better-
Good.
…
[Little peck on the cheek]
So you’re back..!
[Awww, look at that blush]
[nods!]
Yes I am!
……I do not think I am being unreasonable.
But you're acting like I did it on purpose-