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@universitygavemeptsd / universitygavemeptsd.tumblr.com

to paraphrase my therapist
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novellaqueen

obi-wan kenobi movie where there’s just ewan mcgregor getting drunk, weeping, then trying to hug force ghost liam neeson every night  

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things 2 say during sex

  • punch it
  • 9 5 wictor wictor 2
  • dont pander to me kid one tiny crack in the hull and blood boils in 13 seconds solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats and wait till youre sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles see if youre still relaxed when your eyeballs start bleeding
  • fascinating
  • dammit man im a doctor not a torpedo technician
  • i may throw up on you
  • have you disengaged the external inertial dampener
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this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

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mhalachai

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

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dirtbaby2016

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

explain?

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

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me as a surgeon

me: hey
fellow surgeon: what
me: takes out patients heart
me: will u be my valentine
me: lol
fellow surgeon: please put that back
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feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier

I’m the implication that murder was somehow relevant

I’m the complete misinterpretation of the point.

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pros of being adult:

  • absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight

cons of being adult:

  • absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight 
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