And also lists of films where Ewan Mcgregor plays a hot dad
Alien Covenant
Great romance film about Michael Fassbender and his lover, Michael Fassbender. Also features quality aliens.
Star Wars+boys (insp.)
bonus:
a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”
obi-wan kenobi movie where there’s just ewan mcgregor getting drunk, weeping, then trying to hug force ghost liam neeson every night
things 2 say during sex
- punch it
- 9 5 wictor wictor 2
- dont pander to me kid one tiny crack in the hull and blood boils in 13 seconds solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats and wait till youre sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles see if youre still relaxed when your eyeballs start bleeding
- fascinating
- dammit man im a doctor not a torpedo technician
- i may throw up on you
- have you disengaged the external inertial dampener
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there
This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”
You can’t cough if you’re in a coma
You can’t cough if you’re in a coma
The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial
pretty clear to me who comes out on top…
The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.
wrong.
explain?
The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical
me as a surgeon
feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?
tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier
I’m the implication that murder was somehow relevant
I’m the complete misinterpretation of the point.
pros of being adult:
- absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
cons of being adult:
- absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
………¯\_(ツ)_/¯