I’m just cookin pizza!

# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM 

“i wasnt ready” something was about to happen

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

515-808-2362 - JOHN CENA complete with air horns and his theme song

if god didn’t want me to sin she shouldn’t have given me these sinner hands (they’re like regular hands but i use them to sin)

TOM HARDY IS NOT EVEN REAL

this is one of the most renowned actors of this generation ladies and gentlemen

and i couldn’t be more happy about it

Lmaooo

me when cats

Storyboard and Concept Art On What Would Have Been The First Disney Short To Have Every Disney Lady Interacting With Each other! But Was Never Made After The 2D Animation Deportment Was Shut Down The Music Would Have Been Done By Alan Menken Who was Very Excited About The Project That Would Later Be Shelved………………….

WHYYYYY

I. AM. SO. MAD.

dear internet friends i've lost touch with

I STILL LOVE YOU ALL AND I ALWAYS WILL I’M SORRY THAT I’M SO BAD AT KEEPING TOUCH WITH YOU GUYS

WALMART LEGEND

Found him

literally wearing a police badge in the kkk photo

I’m honestly so upset. The proof is mounting. Why is this country so fucked up.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

TOOK US LONG ENOUGH TO DISCOVER THIS OMG

If you went to the original posts, or even googled him, you would know that the photo on the right isn't him.

au where you have a stripe of your soulmates haircolor on your wrist and if they dye their hair your stripe changes colors

au where your vision is shades of your soulmates eyecolor so if they have blue eyes you see shades of blue and it stays that way until you meet them

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you what theyre most passionate about like drawing or grades

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you how old your soulmate will be when you meet

i really love soulmate au’s

#imagine the eye colour one but like opposite#so if your soulmates eyes are blue you can see every colour but blue#and then you meet for the first time and look into their eyes and see this new colour that you have only ever heard about in the stories#idk man

i love this omg

Cartoon Network/Nicktoons redesigns I did last year

How come the word holocaust never seems to get used next to these types of pictures?

i always double text, i triple text, i have shit to say

remember when dexter, ed, edd AND eddy were all on foster’s home for imaginary friends

oh and pikachu was in the big crate

I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS EPISODE WTF IS THIS

Mojo Jojo too:

and

the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me.