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This is why I don't go on Facebook
Actually me
Do you ever just get into these periods of sadness where you realize that all of your old friends have gotten into alcohol and drugs and have forgotten about you and you're just plain old you hoping that one day they'll remember that you're there.
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I feel extremely lonely for someone who knows a lot of people
Denny's are you ok?
if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?
Cheesefries
So last week a guy at my work was running late for an audition. So he was running downtown and ran into someone and as he was looking up to apologize he sees that it’s Amy Poehler. And she goes, “In a hurry curry?” And then he says “I’m late for an audition!” So then the whole way to his audition Amy fucking Poehler is running in front of him pushing people out of the way yelling “Move! Get outta the way! Comin through!”
Shout out to all the kids who introduce their friends to someone and they leave you to hang out with each other
Hello, I'm auditioning for the role of Christian Grey and I'll be singing SNM by Rihanna
Hello I'm auditioning for the part of Rose from the Titanic and I'll be singing Let it Go from Frozen