The real struggle

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

*uses HTML to italicize a few words*

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

cinematic parallels

Guy who likes music

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad

At everything

*winks at you with both eyes*

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

not again

the part of adulthood that nobody prepared me for was how some nights you’re like “yknow what? i’m in the mood to cook a full 12-course meal for myself” and other nights you’re like “tortilla chips are basically an entire meal it’s fine”