reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

I stay saying “it is what it is” but I know deep down my heart wishes shit would be different

You need.. you need to unmute…

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

This is perfection 😂

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

“Everyday someone thinks I’m Beyonce”

PORSHA!

OKAY BUT HOLY SHIT THAT ANIMATION IS SO FUCKING FLUID

This is so cute and it’s so gorgeous omg

I remember being asleep and suddenly waking up, feeling like my soul was being yanked from my body. I thought I was dying. I just remember telling myself “Not today” and using all my strength to pull myself into my body. Then afterwards, well…

brie liked fan art that was posted without credit to the original artist and then immediately apologized to the artist and retweeted multiple drawings they had done

you bet i don’t know a sweeter human

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

Lost in the sauce

LOST IN THE SAUCE

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

The bean thief

greem beam

Lisa Simpson’s bookshelf, from the Simpsons Library

“Non-threatening Boys Magazine.”

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

Windex isn’t carbonated 

But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity