Never go with a hippie to a second location

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum

this strike won them a 5% pay increase and the right to talk during lunch, in case you needed a reminder that if capital had its way your worklife would be entirely dystopian

Black father

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

when you hit random on your custom character

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!

I love that she is exposing the ugly stuff that goes on in washington. This is why the politicians hate her so much but the people love her.

Emilia Clarke Pranks Times Square as Undercover Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) // Omaze

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

Spooky